Jerry: Okay, now listen to me, you two. Gayle and I have kept everything our girls ever used, so we have, like, millions of clothes and strollers and, just don't buy a thing, okay?
Ron Swanson: A triple crib sounds like an interesting woodworking challenge. Would you like oak or pine? I'll make both, and you can choose.
Donna: My boyf-- My friend Joe has the hookup at all the good preschools.
April: Andy and I can babysit anytime, except for on weekends and nights, but we're free anytime during work hours.
Jerry: This is gonna be the happiest time of your life!