Donna: The elementary school. I'll do you this solid, but you're gonna have to keep an eye out for my ex-boyfriend Joe. He teaches music at that school, and he is a nightmare. He's my Tammy.
Ron Swanson: Your Tammy? Donna, my two ex-wives are the worst people in the world. Tammy Two once seduced a coroner and had me declared legally dead just so she could get a discount on a plane ticket.
Donna: When I'm with Joe, he turns me into a person I don't like or recognize. I go insane. All I'm asking is for you to keep him away from me.
Ron Swanson: I understand this problem well and agree to this exchange of services.