Quote from Andy in One in 8,000
Ben: Andy, hey, you haven't told anyone about the baby, right? Andy: No, but my brain is about to explode from stress. I am not good at keeping secrets. That's exactly what I told Kyle when he told me his wife was cheating on him. Kyle: Andy, come on! Andy: Ah! See? Oh! Kyle: Not cool, man. Andy: Not him, not that Kyle. Leslie Knope: Okay, we are going to have a doctor's appointment, and then after that, we can probably tell people. So just hang in there, please. Andy: I can do this. People do this. People keep secrets. My neighbor Eric-- he's kept a secret for 20 years. He's in Witness Protection. [faints]