Ben: Andy, hey, you haven't told anyone about the baby, right?
Andy: No, but my brain is about to explode from stress. I am not good at keeping secrets. That's exactly what I told Kyle when he told me his wife was cheating on him.
Kyle: Andy, come on!
Andy: Ah! See? Oh!
Kyle: Not cool, man.
Andy: Not him, not that Kyle.
Leslie Knope: Okay, we are going to have a doctor's appointment, and then after that, we can probably tell people. So just hang in there, please.
Andy: I can do this. People do this. People keep secrets. My neighbor Eric-- he's kept a secret for 20 years. He's in Witness Protection. [faints]