Quote from Tom in Flu Season 2
Ron Swanson: There will be alcohol there, so I will go as well. Ben: Well, maybe I'll tag along. I don't have any more work to do. Maybe it'll be relaxing. Tom: I didn't invite any of you. I started with two cool people; I ended up with a bunch of grandpas. Listen, grandpas, when we get to the vineyard, there's gonna be a lot of fancy people there. Please, I beg you, don't embarrass me. Ben: How would we embarrass you? Tom: You're already doing it. I begged you.