Donna: That's messed up.
April: Yeah, that is really lame, and I'm leaving.
Donna: You're better than that, Knope.
Leslie Knope: Donna, why are you angry? You were in first place.
Evelyn: Bye, everyone. This was a really... brunch. Leave the bag.
Ethel Beavers: If you do this again next year, don't call me.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Well, by default, it's Shauna. That's how you want to find your new best friend, right? By default?