The Douche: Hey, Crazy Ira, have you seen my stick?
Crazy Ira: Where's your stick?
The Douche: I don't know. Lesbo Baggins, you know where my stick is?
Leslie Knope: You--
The Douche: Oh! Found my stick.
Crazy Ira: Oh, where did you find it?
Both: Up Leslie Knope's butt! [fog horn blows]
Male Voice: Yo, where my stick up?
Female Voice: It's up her butt, papi. [farting noise]
Crazy Ira: Jewish Greg, whatever we're paying you, it's not enough. [boing, belching]