Craig: Oh, my God. You play guitar?
April: No, that's a super small piano.
Craig: Okay, I'm gonna need the sarcasm to take a long walk right now. My terrible nephew Sebastian is having his sixth birthday party this weekend, and the clown they hired has shingles. [Andy gasps] You think your band could play for an hour?
April: How much?
Craig: 75.
Andy: $75,000?
April: How about 300?
Andy: $300,000?
Craig: 150.
April: They'll do it. Ah, thank you. That is such a relief.
Craig: I love my nephew very much, but he's a horrible little tyrant, so don't ruin this day for him!