Ron Swanson: What is on your foot, sir?
Eagleton Ron: My trusty sandals. I believe a man's feet should remain uncaged. Same goes for all chickens.
Leslie Knope: Well, Eagleton Ron, we here in Pawnee value loyalty above all else. So would you be opposed to signing an official loyalty pledge to our new town?
Eagleton Ron: As long as that new town were open to the ideals of communal living. Everyone pitches in towards a common good. In the immortal words of Cat Stevens, "If you want to be free, be free."
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I no longer like Ron.