Quote from Ron Swanson in The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic
Ron Swanson: JJ, a few months ago, I came in here and began eating eggs. They were delicious, so I ordered more. Before long, I believe I had eaten-- JJ: 51 eggs in 20 minutes. Couldn't cook 'em fast enough. The last ten were still in the shell. Tom: It was a JJ's Diner record, and you took his picture. Now, we need that picture, for privacy reasons. JJ: Okay, but I don't know how anybody would know it's you. We followed your instructions. [The caption reads "Man"] Ron Swanson: That's too much information. Let's go. Tom: Where are we going now? Ron Swanson: I've eaten a lot of food in a lot of restaurants. Why is everyone else so bad at eating?