Leslie Knope: As always, we would like to make a friendly wager with Eagleton. If you beat us this year, we will give you a basket of apples from our Pawnee orchard.
Ingrid de Forest: Ew, pesticide. Yuck.
Leslie Knope: Oh, no, these are pesticide-free. I ate one of these for breakfast this morning, and I found a worm in it. So, I bet somebody feels pretty stupid right now.
Ingrid de Forest: Well, Leslie, I think we had similar ideas. If you win, Eagleton will give you this basket of oranges. [chuckles] Of course, it's silly to compare apples and oranges, but what the heck. These are made of Swarovski crystal, and they're worth $700,000.