Andy: It's a positive pregnancy test, Tom. I found it outside of Ron's cabin after our brainstorming session. Is there any possibility Mona-Lisa could be pregnant?
Tom: [scoffs] We always use protection... but I'm pretty positive she pokes holes in them. What brand pregnancy test is it?
Ann: It's called "Womb There It Is."
Tom: That's her brand. I'm gonna be a dad? I'm gonna have a baby with Jean-Ralphio's sister? Oh, God. What have I done? Like, to humanity?