Quote from Leslie Knope in Are You Better Off?
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Founder's Week is a yearly celebration of all things Pawnee. We've got a pie-eating contest, a giant petting zoo, and the granddaddy of them all, the Founder's Week parade. I don't wanna over-hype it, but our parade makes the rose bowl parade look like a turds-on-wheels convention.