Garth Blundin: Oh, just getting here, I see.
Leslie Knope: Yikes. Did you sleep here last night?
Garth Blundin: Indeed. I want to be here when the cock crows to get the chores done. Already, I've done the preserves and chased off an interloping cable installer.
Leslie Knope: Okay, well, let's put all modern devices in this pail. Nothing can be used that was invented past 1817. Andy, Tom, you will be our referees. Thank you for volunteering.
Tom: Definitely didn't volunteer. I had much better things to do. Leslie said she'd pay me 100 bucks.
Andy: And I had nothing better to do. I'm doing it for free.