Ted: Okay, fine. You want to enforce every single old law we have on our books? Hey, can I see your keys for a second? Here's a quarter. I own your car now.
Tom: Wha--
Ted: Sorry. The Pawnee Charter clearly states that any white citizen has the right to seize any Indian property for 25 cents.
Leslie Knope: That is an outdated and racist law. And obviously they meant "American Indian."
Ted: Whoa, I think we should be careful when we speculate what the Founders intended when they wrote the charter.
Leslie Knope: Okay, Ted. I know what you're doing. You're quoting me back to me. But I'm gonna quote me back to you and say that Ted Party Day will never change.
Ted: Uh-oh. You, a woman, just raised your voice to a landowning male. According to a Pawnee statute passed in 1868, I get to do this. [cracks an egg on Leslie's forehead]
Leslie Knope: I was not aware of that statute.