Leslie Knope: We have a ceremony we need to be at in two hours. Is there anything that we can do?
Dr. Clipperton: Sorry, Ice Town, you're not going anywhere for at least a day.
Leslie Knope: Okay, well, I'll call Mayor Stice, and we'll reschedule the ceremony.
Ben: No, this town expects me to wuss out. I'm making that speech, and I'm simply gonna explain to the crowd that love is everywhere and they have to surrender to the flow of the universe, you know? Price Is Right is on, I think. Oh, you remember staying home sick from school... [sobbing] watching The Price Is Right? Oh, God.