Ann: Do you see what is happening with Chris and Shauna? They are flirting like crazy. It's disgusting. They're in public.
Ron Swanson: That's called a conversation.
Ann: Ron, there are no ficuses, okay? I wanted to ask Chris to be the father of my baby.
Ron Swanson: Good God. And the metaphor you chose was planting ficuses in your front yard?
Ann: I was gonna wait till he was single to ask him, but now he's flirting with Shauna again. What do I do?
Ron Swanson: It's been nice talking to you.