Leslie Knope: I don't want a citrus reamer. I don't want any of this stuff. Look, all I want is to be married to you and to somehow get $50,000.
Ben: Hey, hang on. What if we register for the park instead of the stuff? We could organize a black-tie gala with food and music and maybe a silent auction to raise money.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, and people could donate, or they could bid to put their names on everything in the park, like benches, cobblestones, trees, ants, air.
Ben: Right, some of that is possible.
Leslie Knope: You are a genius. Let's go.