Ann: So are you still dunking basketballs?
Pete: You know, I'm a lot more than just a former high school basketball star. I teach marketing over at Pawnee Community College.
Ann: Oh, that's great. Would you say you value education?
Pete: I see what's going on here. You want my sperm.
Ann: What? What are you talking about?
Pete: When will women in this town stop scheming to get my sperm?
Leslie Knope: Wow. That son of a bitch is astute.