Ann: Actually, I know what my next activity is gonna be. And it's a biggie. I want to be a mom. I'm going to the sperm bank today. Can you come?
Leslie Knope: Wow, today? Ann, you know that I fully support any woman's decision-- especially a beautiful unicorn-nurse like yourself-- in creating the family that she wants. But you are so brilliant and kind and stupid hot. I mean, you're definitely gonna find a wonderful guy who loves you and respects you and fills your home with multi-ethnic genius babies.