Ron Swanson: Officer Skorggel.
Officer Skorggel: I pulled over a Tammy Swanson for driving erratically. Ran the plates, saw it was your car. Figured it was stolen.
Tammy Two: Hey, Ron, why don't you get me out of these handcuffs, so I can put you into these handcuffs.
Diane Lewis: Yes, please officer, get her out of those cuffs. I want this to be a fair fight.
Ron Swanson: Officer, did you see any sign of a passenger? [thumping from trunk]
Leslie Knope: [o.s.] Ron!
Ron Swanson: There we go.
Leslie Knope: Hey! [thumping] Help.