Leslie Knope Quote #1092

Quote from Leslie Knope in Ron and Diane

Ron Swanson: Officer Skorggel.
Officer Skorggel: I pulled over a Tammy Swanson for driving erratically. Ran the plates, saw it was your car. Figured it was stolen.
Tammy Two: Hey, Ron, why don't you get me out of these handcuffs, so I can put you into these handcuffs.
Diane Lewis: Yes, please officer, get her out of those cuffs. I want this to be a fair fight.
Ron Swanson: Officer, did you see any sign of a passenger? [thumping from trunk]
Leslie Knope: [o.s.] Ron!
Ron Swanson: There we go.
Leslie Knope: Hey! [thumping] Help.

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 ‘Ron and Diane’ Quotes

Quote from Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. [chuckles] It's been a real whirlwind.

Quote from Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson: Where's Diane? I need her.
Leslie Knope: She left.
Ron Swanson: Of course. Tammy ruins everything.
Leslie Knope: No, she left because of me. She's threatened by our relationship.
Ron Swanson: [laughs] That's ridiculous. I don't think of you romantically. You're pro-government, you never stop talking, and you have blonde hair. You're my worst nightmare.

Quote from April

Ann: This is a lovely party thrown by a lovely man and his lovely family. There's no place for meanies.
April: Aw, forget it, I'm coming in. Ow! Get off me.
Ann: Wait. [laughs] You're so weak, really? [April groans] I mean, I'm barely even doing anything. Are you iron-deficient? Let me look at your palm.
April: Ow. It's because of your man strength, Man Perkins.