Quote from Tammy Two in Ron and Diane
Leslie Knope: Tammy, what are you doing here? Tammy Two: Oh, I just have a little something I need to get drilled. Leslie Knope: Can I speak with you for a moment? Everything's fine, we're just gonna chat. Shouldn't you be at the library, forcing people to borrow books? Tammy Two: Leslie, you and I both know that the library closes at 3:00 p.m. Leslie Knope: Of course it does. Tammy Two: Besides, I like to keep tabs on Ron. Leslie Knope: So you can ruin his life? Tammy Two: So I can have fun with him, and sometimes ruining his life can be a part of that, sure.