Leslie Knope: I told you that Eagletonians are awful, terrible people. They call their boogers Pawnee caviar.
Ben: I'm on your side, and I'm furious too. But this just doesn't make sense to me. I'm gonna talk to Wreston, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
Leslie Knope: Any excuse to talk to Wreston. Well, I am gonna think about a revenge plan. I know what we're gonna do. We're gonna find out where he lives. We're gonna drive to his house. We're gonna set it on fire and watch it burn.
Ben: Leslie, we can't do that.
Leslie Knope: You're right. We can't. [knowing look]