Leslie Knope: Look, I am trying to remove parking meters, and there is a guy in Public Works who's being a real thorn about it.
Ron Swanson: Which guy?
Leslie Knope: Ricky Jordache.
Ron Swanson: Never heard of him. What's his deal?
Leslie Knope: He's new. He used to be a slacker, but now he's realizing his full potential, but at what cost? He's smart, and he's beautiful, and I think of him in many ways as a daughter, but that would be crazy 'cause he's a man and his name's Ricky.