Ron Swanson: That's a nice chair. Corinthian leather, solid mahogany frame with what I believe are hand-cut mortise and tenon joints pinned with oak.
Leslie Knope: I was really looking forward to sitting in it. Figured this might be my last chance.
Ron Swanson: You don't know that.
Leslie Knope: Ron, for the last six months, my friends have worked so hard. Every five-minute coffee break at work, every night, every weekend, every spare moment of their lives, they gave to me. If I lose, I'll never forgive myself. You deserve to win.
Ron Swanson: We didn't volunteer to help you because we wanted to wrap ourselves in personal glory. We did it because we...care about you. You had a dream, and we wanted to support your dream. That's what you do when you care about someone. You support them, win, lose, or draw. Let's go back to the party. You drive. I've had 11 whiskeys.