Ben: I can't believe you turned this situation into a political sideshow.
Jennifer Barkley: Oh, come on, you guys were only going to apologize for the press.
Leslie Knope: No way, that's not us. You don't know us at all.
Ben: It's rude to say it.
Leslie Knope: We wouldn't even think it.
Ann: Yeah, that's a ridiculous claim.
Leslie Knope: We brought a "sorry for your loss" fruit basket for Bobby. And it is very classy. No melon, no apples.
Jennifer Barkley: You were going to use us, and we just turned the tables on you. 'Cause I'm smarter and faster. That is not a judgment. That's just a fact. We're both just doing whatever it takes to win, right? [chuckles] I love polka dots. It's so cute.