Leslie Knope: Mr. Jones, such a pleasure to meet you. Please don't get up.
Ned Jones: Don't worry. I can't.
Leslie Knope: Oh.
Ned Jones: Just joking. I can get up. But it's difficult. But I can do it, but it is hard. Look, I don't have a lot of time.
Ben: Oh, God. I'm so sorry. Is it... cancer?
Ned Jones: No, I don't have a lot of time before my swim aerobics.
Leslie Knope: Oh.
Ned Jones: Why are you better for seniors than Bobby Newport?
Leslie Knope: Three words: Ramp Up Pawnee.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Pawnee is way behind the times in terms of making its buildings wheelchair accessible. Not enough ramps is the number three complaint among Pawnee seniors... Right behind "Everything hurts" and "I'm dying."