Quote from Tom in Sweet Sixteen
Tom: Hey. Here's a fun game. Let's talk minimum acceptable thread count for sheets. Ann: Ooh, that does sound fun. Tom: Stop me when I hit it. 1,000... 800... 700... 600? Ann, I'm at 600. Are you really not stopping me? Ann: I have those cotton t-shirt sheets. Tom: Huh? [aside to camera:] Tom: It's always the most beautiful ladies who hurt you the worst.