Leslie Knope: Do you remember what you said to me five years ago when Eagleton offered me that job, and I asked you for your advice?
Ron Swanson: Uh, "Do whatever the hell you want. What do I care?"
Leslie Knope: Right, but then, after, when I pressed you, what did you say?
Ron Swanson: I believe I said that I thought we worked well together and that I might disagree with your philosophy, but I respected you. And I said that you'll get a lot of job offers in your life, but you only have one hometown.
Leslie Knope: Yes. That's how I remember it. This, by the way, is a one-time-only situation. Next year, your birthday party is gonna be a rager.