Chris: I just wanted to make sure that there were no hard feelings after I forced you to break up with Tom.
Leslie Knope: Oh, we weren't... No. No hard feelings.
Chris: 'Cause it's just a real bugaboo of mine. And it applies to everyone. Just the other day, Ben told me that he might want to socialize with somebody from the government, and I said, "I'm sorry. Not possible."
Leslie Knope: Really? Did he say who?
Chris: No, and I didn't ask, 'cause it's irrelevant. He oversees every department. It simply can't happen. This is literally the best thing I've ever eaten. Mmm. And it's so bad for me. I'm gonna have to jog while I digest this. Excuse me.