Tom: I have a question. What if we're scaling a cliff and I start to fall? Can I grab onto your boob for support?
April: No, Tom, don't! Her boob kills!
Leslie Knope: My boob does not kill. Paul did not die. He had a heart attack which required an octuple bypass. Besides, the Pawnee Sun said that my chest saved his life.
[aside to camera: Leslie holds a tabloid newspaper with the headline "Knope Grope Is Last Hope"]