Ben: So what am I missing? What's the deal with the pony?
Tom: He's not a pony, man. He's a mini horse. There's a big difference.
Ben: Well, then why is he so famous? Does he do something? What does he do?
April: Yeah, he does being a mini horse. And he does it better than anybody.
Ron Swanson: Son, this horse has an honorary degree from Notre Dame.