Ron Swanson: Call off the dogs. You and I both know that in my entire adult life, I have never checked a book out of the library.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God, she's amazing.
Tammy Two: Ooh... Mmm.
Ron Swanson: I admit there was a time when that sort of behavior would've driven me wild. But I am in a healthy relationship now, Tammy.
Tammy Two: A relationship? With whom?
Ron Swanson: A lovely, intelligent, self-possessed pediatric surgeon named Wendy.
Tammy Two: Sounds like a real whore.
Ron Swanson: Clear the late charges and cut the crap. Good day.