Quote from April in 94 Meetings
April: Hey. Good morning. Ron Swanson: Why are there six people outside who say they're waiting to meet with me? April: So you know how you love me because you haven't had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That's because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st. Ron Swanson: Why? April: Because I didn't think March 31st existed. [sings] 30 days has September, April, March, and November Ron Swanson: June and November. Today is March 31st. April: I know.