Quote from Ron Swanson in Summer Catalog
Leslie Knope: Hey, Ron, I have a surprise for you. Meet me at Harvey James park at 11:30. Ron Swanson: Why? Leslie Knope: It's a surprise. Ron Swanson: What's the surprise? Leslie Knope: If I told you, it would ruin the surprise. Ron Swanson: What's the surprise it would ruin? Leslie Knope: I cannot tell you that. Ron Swanson: Leslie, my first wife, Tammy, tried throwing me a surprise birthday party. When I saw my friends hiding through the window, I drove to a gas station, called the cops, and told them people had broken into my home. Not big on surprises.