Ron Swanson: Leslie. Before you continue, please read this.
Leslie Knope: Another organization giving you credit for something you didn't do? "I, Ron Swanson, recognize that Leslie Knope should have received the IOW Award for all the hard work she has done, especially for the Camp Athena project. However, in my opinion, she is far too concerned with institutional gratification." No, I'm not. "So, I am going to let her dangle in order to show her that awards are bull... crap."
Ron Swanson: Come on, Leslie, you know I'm not sexist. I love powerful women.
Leslie Knope: You do attend a shocking number of WNBA games.