Quote from Ron Swanson in Galentine's Day
Ron Swanson: Everything okay, Knope? Leslie Knope: My boyfriend is a lawyer, and he's smart and interesting, and there's a lot of things about him I like. But he acted like a real jerk today. I don't know. There's something about the way he treats people or something. Ron Swanson: He's a tourist. He vacations in people's lives, takes pictures, puts them in his scrapbook, and moves on. All he's interested in are stories. Leslie Knope: Huh. Ron Swanson: Basically, Leslie, he's selfish. And you're not. And that's why you don't like him. Woman #1: I told you so. It's Duke Silver. Woman #2: Duke, can I have your autograph? I love your music. Ron Swanson: You're mistaken, ladies. Move along.