Ann: Any questions?
Man #1: If sugar is so bad, how come Jesus made it taste so good?
Ann: Uh... [to another person] Yes?
Woman: But isn't all food bad for you? I've been eating lasagna and muffins every day of my life for 40 years and I feel terrible.
Ann: Right.
Man #2: What's so bad about corn syrup? It's natural. Corn's a fruit. Syrup comes from a bush.
Ann: Oh, boy.