Quote from Ann in Sweetums
Ann: Any questions? Man #1: If sugar is so bad, how come Jesus made it taste so good? Ann: Uh... [to another person] Yes? Woman: But isn't all food bad for you? I've been eating lasagna and muffins every day of my life for 40 years and I feel terrible. Ann: Right. Man #2: What's so bad about corn syrup? It's natural. Corn's a fruit. Syrup comes from a bush. Ann: Oh, boy.