Ron Swanson: Swansons have a preternaturally high tolerance for alcohol. My old man used to put Wild Turkey on his Corn Flakes.
Leslie Knope: I'm not gonna argue with you, Ron. We're just gonna sit and wait until, you know, you're safe to drive, which would be in about one hour.
[cut to Ron in the driver's seat of his car as Leslie sits on the hood:]
Leslie Knope: "Insurance is a side bet when you wager half of your original bet because you believe the dealer has a 10 in the hole."
Ron Swanson: [horn honks] Get off my car, woman!
Leslie Knope: Twenty minutes. The dealer really has an advantage. That's what I get the most from this.