Quote from Leslie Knope in Leslie's House
Leslie Knope: And it's because of you, our teachers, that every one of these recreation classes in this catalog shines like a jewel in Pawnee's beautiful crown. Unfortunately, due to budget constraints, this year we will have to remove five jewels from that crown. Woman: Excuse me? Are you cutting our classes? Leslie Knope: Yeah. The city took away $1,000 from our budget. So, I'm very sorry. Man: How will you decide which classes to cut? Leslie Knope: By attendance and student evaluations. So, just make sure your students leave with a smile. Man: My class is called "Coping with Terminal Illness." Leslie Knope: Hopefully your attendance is good! Actually, no, hopefully it's bad.