Leslie Knope: And it's because of you, our teachers, that every one of these recreation classes in this catalog shines like a jewel in Pawnee's beautiful crown. Unfortunately, due to budget constraints, this year we will have to remove five jewels from that crown.
Woman: Excuse me? Are you cutting our classes?
Leslie Knope: Yeah. The city took away $1,000 from our budget. So, I'm very sorry.
Man: How will you decide which classes to cut?
Leslie Knope: By attendance and student evaluations. So, just make sure your students leave with a smile.
Man: My class is called "Coping with Terminal Illness."
Leslie Knope: Hopefully your attendance is good! Actually, no, hopefully it's bad.