Leslie Knope: You're going to jail for a very long time.
Greg: You can't...
Dave Sanderson: He's not gonna go to jail, you know. He's a minor.
Leslie Knope: Well, we'll let the jury decide.
Dave Sanderson: There's not gonna be a jury...
Leslie Knope: Then the judge will decide where he goes.
Dave Sanderson: Look. He's going to do probation, he's a minor.
Leslie Knope: Dave, just let me have this.