Ron Swanson: Have fun last night?
Leslie Knope: I had three drinks named after me, so that's pretty fun. Plus, Ben and Derek are taking me shopping on Saturday. And we are gonna find out my actual bra size. I guess I'm kind of like queen of the gays.
Ron Swanson: Bully for you. I just got a phone call. They want you to go on Pawnee Today.
Leslie Knope: Wow. That's huge. What's the topic?
Ron Swanson: You. That Marcia Langman from the family thing is calling for your resignation.
Leslie Knope: No!
Ron Swanson: You gotta go on and defend yourself.
Leslie Knope: Why? I haven't even officially taken a stand on gay marriage.
Ron Swanson: That's funny. Somebody just told me you were queen of the gays.
Leslie Knope: That was me.