Leslie Knope: Okay. So, I start off with, "I am Leslie Knope. I am the Deputy Director of Parks and Recreation, "and to be honest with you, I don't know what I'm doing."
Tom: Yeah. Then, I think what we want to do at that point is start getting the energy up. How about this? "Marlene Griggs-Knope is definitely not a whore."
Leslie Knope: No.
Tom: "Marlene Griggs-Knope has not five but seven Asian friends. Marlene Griggs-Knope has never solicited a male prostitute. Marlene Griggs-Knope has said the N-word only four times in her entire life."
Leslie Knope: No! No!
Tom: She said it more than that?