Leslie Knope: Hello, Mark. May I come into your office? I need to speak with you about something very sensitive. Something's come to my attention that requires your attention. It has come to my attention that you had sex with Ms. Malwae-Tweep.
Mark: That's personal.
Leslie Knope: It's unethical and it's irresponsible for a public servant to have sex with a member of the press corps. Especially when you have sex with someone who is so skanky. I mean, have sex with her and...
Mark: I'm gonna say something. I don't want you to take it the wrong way. But you're being a huge dork.
Leslie Knope: Well, I can't allow that kind of behavior from someone serving on my subcommittee.
Mark: Well, then I resign from your subcommittee.