Leslie Knope: Uh... And this is our canvassing guide. This is gonna be the script that we use when we speak with people.
Mark: "If a person is a man, turn to page two."
Tom: "If the person looks like a celebrity. Example, Jack Nicholson, use this to help your pitch. Example: 'You can't handle the pit. That's why we need to turn it into a park.'"