Nick Quote #1050
Quote from Nick in Return to Sender
Nick: Hey, uh, Gavin, hold up. Um... I feel like I can say this to you because, well, you know, we shared a cup.
Gavin: You really live by a specific code.
Nick: Look, we both know how this is gonna go down, Gavin. You're gonna get Schmidt's expectations up, and then you're gonna bail.
Gavin: I know.
Nick: Just be better. Be his dad. Just be there for him, even when it's not fun, and sometimes it's really not fun. I know. I've been doing it for 15 years.
Gavin: Thank you.
Nick: Don't thank me. Just promise me if you show up for dinner tonight, you'll show up tomorrow and the day after and the week after, and basically forever.
Gavin: I will be there.
Nick: Will you, Gavin? Will you? Will you, Gavin?
Gavin: I will.
Nick: Will you? Will you, Gavin?
Gavin: You're really dragging this out.
Nick: No, I've already gone through everything I had rehearsed. I really thought the elevator would be here by now.
Gavin: We could talk about other stuff.
Nick: Can we, Gavin? Can we?
Gavin: Yeah.
Nick: Can we, Gavin? [elevator bell dings] Oh, thank God.
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‘Return to Sender’ Quotes
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Nick: But if it goes poorly, I'm not putting Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Schmidt: Am I Humpty Dumpty?
Nick: Yeah. I'm just not doing it again.
Schmidt: You won't have to.
Nick: Also, nowhere in that rhyme does it say he's an egg.
Schmidt: He's most definitely an egg, Nick.
Nick: So, what kind of king uses all those resources to put together one egg?
Schmidt: It's a parable. Humpty Dumpty is the king.
Nick: Who told you that?
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Schmidt: Look, I know you don't trust my dad, but I'm happy that he's here. We're working through stuff.
Nick: Wait, Schmidt, I want you to have a relationship with your father. I really do, but I've been down this road so many times. He just shows up out of the boo, and then all of a sudden expects...
Schmidt: It's "blue". It's "blue."
Nick: Well, thanks, Eye-stein.
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Nick: Hey, Jess, heads up, I borrowed your towel.
Jess: Use your own towel if you're gonna shower.
Nick: No, I didn't shower, I just sponged off.
Jess: Ew. Ugh! That's even worse. You didn't even get clean before you used the towel.
Nick: It's called a French whore's bath.
Jess: You wouldn't make a dime as a French whore.
Cece: You would make zero dollars.
Nick: I'd make millions, millions. Bonjour. Croissant. Millions.