Schmidt Quote #981
Quote from Schmidt in Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt
Nick: Well, you got in my head. You got in my head. Why'd you have to tell me about the plan, Schmidt? Now I need to know what happens. Why am I not supposed to have a baby this way?
Schmidt: As I saw it, your first child was to be born between you and a small Italian woman.
Nick: Like a Maria?
Schmidt: Yes, like a Maria.
Nick: Okay.
Schmidt: She makes meatballs and soup, and does laundry in a wooden bucket.
Nick: Yeah, she does.
Schmidt: You guys have a child. It's a boy. I'm incredibly involved. I give him the other half of a walkie-talkie just in case he ever has a question in the middle of the night. [imitates static] "Yes, I'm here."
New Girl Quotes
‘Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Cynthia: I was gonna stop you from buying it, but I didn't, so we're done here.
Winston: Wrong. See, you may be done with her, but you're not done with the law. Winston Bishop, LAPD.
Cynthia: You're a cop? The guy who was spinning around singing Patti LaBelle songs yesterday?
[flashback:]
Winston: [high-pitched singing] I tidied up my point of view I got a new attitude.
[present:]
Winston: And you must be the one who was serving champagne without a liquor license.
Cynthia: We don't charge for it. It's legal.
Winston: Uh, not if it's being served to a-a minor.
Cece: Oh.
Winston: Yeah. Oh, that's right. I'm 17 years old. I'm a kid.
Cynthia: You're a 17-year-old police officer?
Winston: I'm a cop prodigy. You see, my school is the streets. But my other school is school. 'Cause-'cause I go to school. Like a school-school, for learning.
Cynthia: You are so stupid.
Winston: No return policy is more important than the love that brings us here today, so... This means a lot to her, so please help her out.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [bad Boston accent] Welcome to Los Angeles. Maybe we take a... a-a-a, you know, a "cah" down to the "hahbah" and check out The "Mahtian" on the big... on the big screen with Matt Damon in "Mahs." Whose "cah" we taking?
Nick: [whispers] Stop, Schmidt.
Quote from Cece
Cece: Look, I-I know that you have a "no return" policy, but you have to take this dress back, okay? I look like a rich person in The Hunger Games.